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Friday, January 11, 2008

Sean Hannity is a Loathsome Toad.

Hmmm...I may be scoffing. I'll sit out on the porch later.

I had a marvelous time yesterday. Then I came home to the Myrtle Beach Republican Q & A. We had to watch, as FOX had deigned to allow Ron Paul to take part in the debate -and even then, he had to demand to participate on the air.

It was a true Dog and Pony show, with each candidate doing Amusing Tricks, and Feats of Skill. At the end of the night, they couldn't let the answers speak for themselves. They trotted out pollster Luntz to question viewers as to why Fred Thompson was Teh Hotness.
Then Sockpuppet Hannity in his post-mortem had Luntz show the graph of viewer interest dropping to its nadir as Ron Paul spoke the truth. Then... then, Hannity and Colmes assured everyone that Dr, Congressman Paul had been invited to the post-game interviews, "but he refused, because he had another event to attend."

No, Sock-boy, Having an Event to Attend is not refusal. It is merely showing more interest in one's supporters than in giving a hostile nebbish opportunity to play verbal voodoo-doll with one.

OH! The text-in vote for "who won the debate" had Ron Paul at 35 or 36 percent, a good 10 points above the next best performer. Apparently the Paulistas hijacked the cell network, or stole the cellphones of the other candidates' followers, because Sean "Irish Need Not Apply" Hannity proclaimed that he DIDN'T win, in his opinion.

Sean Hannity's opinion trumps math. Someone call Stephen Hawking!!! This may finally answer the problem of the missing fraction of the Universe.

Seems it really is Vacuum.

And Vacuum sucks.

7 comments:

David The Good said...

Sean Hannity is a total ass.

Anonymous said...

Not to be too pickey, but I think this sentence should have had 3 "!" for overly emotional emphysis!!!

Someone call Stephen Hawking!!!

Seriously, Aardvark, this was a great article. I did not even bother to watch the dog & pony show last night. You Tube will do a better job of showing the 2.5 minutes that Fox actually let RP answer some questions.

The Aardvark said...

CD,
Shucks. (scuffing toe in the dirt).

As to your editorial suggestion, your wish is my commans.

The Aardvark said...

Command.

Feh.

Anonymous said...

Yea, that's much better.

he. he.

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The Aardvark said...

Vidad, at least Hannity isn't the only loathsome toad.