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Monday, February 11, 2008

The Aardvark has...visions...of the future.

In ten years,we will have documented the first cases of Trans-Fat Deficiency Disease.

In fifteen years, we will be buying trans-fat gel-caps at GNC.

7 comments:

MacLaren said...

I'm sure. And soon, people will be having horrible problems because they no longer put mercury in dental fillings.

It's a brave and scary new world we're entering.

The Aardvark said...

You go too far, vidad.

...and besides, you'll worry Mrs. P.

Unknown said...

You know, that's just crazy enough to happen.

If chocolate can be considered a health food...

Rigel Kent said...

Some prophet you are, you didn't foresee the massive lawsuit levied against the American Heart Association for it's efforts to eliminate trans-fats in food.

The Aardvark said...

No, Rigel.

That's proFIT....

Anonymous said...

I'm not worried. Whenever I become mercury-starved, I just crack open a thermometer.

It's like Pixy Stix.

The Aardvark said...

I was referring to your mercury=free dentition, Mrs. Pilgrim. (And no, I didn't learn this at Vox's. I stalked your dentist. See, here's the restraining order! The judge has such a nice signature. A regular John Hancock, he is.)

Pixy Stix, huh? Y'know, the crunch of the glass between your teeth would be pretty satisfying, too.

Did I tell you I played with mercury as a child?

We also called paint chips "wall candy".