who CAN"T or WON'T are enraged by those who DO. This is typified by the
current Lance Armstrong thing. He has passed numerous doping tests in
the past. I believe his greatest crime is being an American, and beating the Europeans at their game seven times.
Lookit...achievement is achievement. If athletes insist upon "doping"
then what you do is have two organisations: the Natural Talent Leagues
and the Borg Leagues. The Borgs may enhance their performance with
hormones, nanobots, bionic implants, whatever can make them put a
baseball in orbit or make them break the sound barrier on a bicycle. The
Natural Leagues are non-doping, muscles as God made 'em. Each group has
its own records, no kindergarten asterisks, and each can feel superior
to the other. This way Congress can waste its time and our money on
something other than what pills or shots ath-uh-letes are using.
Everybody wins! You heard it here first. "Natural Talent Leagues" and
"Borg Leagues" and their derivatives are (c) me, the Aardvark. Let the
Oh, wait...this is a blog, and my name isn't Wil Wheaton.