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Monday, February 02, 2009

Troubadour asks:

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns pack of 8?

That is an illusion.
Hot dogs, buns, and mustard all come in packs of six.


This is why hot dogs are not part of the marriage supper of the Lamb.

It is also a collusion between Big Bread and Global Frankfurter. You must buy 8 packs of franks, and 10 packs of buns to make it all come out even. Sounds a party! In fact, if you DON'T purchase enough to come out even, you are not supporting our economy. and that means you are probably a Recession Denier, and THAT means you're worse than Hitler.

Both of my assertions are true.

1 comment:

David The Good said...

Could it be.... SATAN???