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Monday, February 02, 2009

Troubadour asks:

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns pack of 8?


That is an illusion.
Hot dogs, buns, and mustard all come in packs of six.

6-6-6.

This is why hot dogs are not part of the marriage supper of the Lamb.

It is also a collusion between Big Bread and Global Frankfurter. You must buy 8 packs of franks, and 10 packs of buns to make it all come out even. Sounds a party! In fact, if you DON'T purchase enough to come out even, you are not supporting our economy. and that means you are probably a Recession Denier, and THAT means you're worse than Hitler.

Both of my assertions are true.

1 comment:

David The Good said...

Could it be.... SATAN???