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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

The nonstop drone of "the dog ate my homework" justification astounds me. From "Coy-HO-tay" George, to McCain / Kennedy, the litany moves inexorably onward:

"We can't deport millions of illegals because, well, we just can't!"

There seems to be no problem detaining and transporting multitudes of, say, recreational marijuana users. " If we don't stop them, they may bring about the Dreaded Twinkie Shortage! Use some of that will and manpower to fight a true menace to our society.

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Lest I sound like Johnny One-Note (no kin to Symon!) allow please this Aardvark to offer a word of encouragement. There is a May Day protest coming up. Many of the hard-working, peaceful, and "we are here just to work and support our families" avatars of light who are scurrilously referred to as "illegals" are about to indulge in a massive oct of economic terrorism.
They are going to abstain from buying from American businesses onn May Day (the same date revered by Communists worldwide...I'm just sayin'...I'm not a John Bircher-shoot, I don't even have a birch tree, nor a canoe.). This is four days before Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican holiday celebrating welching on international loans. Read your history. The more you know...

Anyway, the peaceful Immigrants from the South, these Apostles of Aztlan, are going to flex their fiscal muscles and boycott American business, to show their combined economic might.
"By goo, the Americans NEED us."

Ummm, no, we don't.

Listen, people, if you choose not to vote, fine.
If you never write to your Congressman, well and good.
If you think that the System is corrupt and broken beyond repair, I understand.

There is one thing you choose to do with great regularity: SHOP.
You buy stuff. You go to the Dread Mart of Wal, or Tar-zhay, or the Dollar Store.
You definitely go to the grocery store, I mean, come ON...have you looked at yourself?...sorry, I looked in a mirror...

Lookit. It's simple: come May Oneth, (pronounced "wunth") GO BUY STUFF. Maybe you don't wave a flag, or listen to talk radio, or blog, or other useful, productive things like that, but you can GET STUFF!
  • Buy that lawn sprinkler.
  • The kids are graduating, you really need a new camcorder for that.
  • Grocery shop on May 1, and double up on staple items.
  • Go to a fruit stand, and get the first fresh watermelon of the year.
  • Johnny S, come home and buy summat!
  • If you can use two of a thing, buy two.
  • Go here, and order a case of the paperback FairTax book to give to friends, family and co-workers. Or just a few. But order. On May 1
  • On May 1, do your American Duty and BUY STUFF.
  • Fill your gas tank.


That's the plan.

Part 2: On Cinco de Mayo (May 5) DO NOT indulge your taste for fajitas and margaritas at the local Mexican bistro.

This is a game two can play.

3 comments:

Billiam said...

I like it! There's my piece of pith for today! Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Great to see you back in the land of the living Aardvark. I understand you’ve been holed up in Columbus Ohio. Good to be back down South, huh? “Yussir!!” I agree wholeheartedly with your buy American sentiments, and as I’ve written several times before, it’s recommended by the Bible in Deuteronomy 15. So God agrees with you too ... and He’s some Guy to have on your side!

But nowadays when we buy American through, for instance, the purchase of a new automobile, most of the parts are manufactured abroad, but that’s globalization for you.

Everything our politicos do on our behalf nowadays, in one way or another contradicts Deuteronomy 15, and that tells me where they’re at spiritually! We’re supposed to “write off our peoples debt” if after a seven year period they’re unable to pay it, whereas, on the other hand we’re instructed to “keep foreign debtors paying back what they owe”. We’re actually told NOT to write off third world debt ... but our politicos have other ideas of their own, and those ideas become reality at our expense. It’s a sick and mindless game, but true to form it follows along the same lines as other once great nations.

History has proven that the average life-span of a world class nation is around 200 years! Argentina was one of the world’s greatest super powers, until early last century ... political corruption destroyed it. The ruling hierarchy have always enacted a national breakdown program, and we’re no different. While they profess to know God, in their works they deny Him, it’s the mindset of “let’s not break the mold”, lets all march toward the Apocalypse!

As Hobby Lobby fought against using bar codes on their goods, consecutive administrations have set about bar coding their people ... and we’re almost there.

The Spanish government have announced that they intend to bestow complete human rights on monkeys. They argue that the DNA structure of a monkey is almost exactly the same as a human being’s. And in actual fact it’s true. But what they don’t say is that both the DNA of monkeys and human beings looks almost exactly the same as the DNA of grass!! And by pure logic, therefore, grass should receive human rights too! But then again God did say that we are grass ...

“The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: because the spirit of
the LORD bloweth upon it: surely the people is grass.” (Isaiah 40:7)

And there it is, “Surely the people is grass!” It didn’t say, “Grass is people!” or “Monkeys is people!” I wonder why?

I guess there’s a simple answer to this, and here it goes; Although our respective DNA is near identical, neither monkeys nor grass have the ability to fill in a 1040 Form. We’re the only sentient DNA born with that special 1040 ability. So since you mentioned things financial in your latest blog, lets all consider a little thing placed at the bottom of the 1040 Form, written in small print;

“Under penalties of perjury, I declare that I have examined this return and accompanying schedules and statements, and to the best of my knowledge and belief, they are true, correct, and complete. Declaration of preparer (other than taxpayer) is based on all information of which preparer has any knowledge.”

The above section is listed as “Third Party Designee”, and that’s a good thing because it would be kinda difficult to be “under penalty of perjury” if you’d never made an oath. Right? Only the third party designee would be held under that penalty, but thats if they’d already sworn an oath to the Federal government. So why is the term “perjury” used at the bottom of the 1040?

I know fine well, but I ain’t tellin’!

Johnny D

The Aardvark said...

Ooooh, Johnny, that's CREEPY!
The CPAs et al have a pact with the givemint.
That really chills me. I thought that they were working for ME...

As to Deut. 15, I am thankful that we have such a schoolmaster as the Law and the Prophets, to show us our need of Christ, and to show us God's holy Heart. I have fantasised about a "Kingdom Bank" which charges no interest to Kingom people, but gains revenue by investment in The World (lending to the Foreigner at interest.)

The question I keep returning to is how in good conscience can one continue to support with taxes this system which now offers NO representation.