"We can't deport millions of illegals because, well, we just can't!"
There seems to be no problem detaining and transporting multitudes of, say, recreational marijuana users. " If we don't stop them, they may bring about the Dreaded Twinkie Shortage! Use some of that will and manpower to fight a true menace to our society.
Lest I sound like Johnny One-Note (no kin to Symon!) allow please this Aardvark to offer a word of encouragement. There is a May Day protest coming up. Many of the hard-working, peaceful, and "we are here just to work and support our families" avatars of light who are scurrilously referred to as "illegals" are about to indulge in a massive oct of economic terrorism.
They are going to abstain from buying from American businesses onn May Day (the same date revered by Communists worldwide...I'm just sayin'...I'm not a John Bircher-shoot, I don't even have a birch tree, nor a canoe.). This is four days before Cinco de Mayo, the Mexican holiday celebrating welching on international loans. Read your history. The more you know...
Anyway, the peaceful Immigrants from the South, these Apostles of Aztlan, are going to flex their fiscal muscles and boycott American business, to show their combined economic might.
"By goo, the Americans NEED us."
Ummm, no, we don't.
Listen, people, if you choose not to vote, fine.
If you never write to your Congressman, well and good.
If you think that the System is corrupt and broken beyond repair, I understand.
There is one thing you choose to do with great regularity: SHOP.
You buy stuff. You go to the Dread Mart of Wal, or Tar-zhay, or the Dollar Store.
You definitely go to the grocery store, I mean, come ON...have you looked at yourself?...sorry, I looked in a mirror...
Lookit. It's simple: come May Oneth, (pronounced "wunth") GO BUY STUFF. Maybe you don't wave a flag, or listen to talk radio, or blog, or other useful, productive things like that, but you can GET STUFF!
- Buy that lawn sprinkler.
- The kids are graduating, you really need a new camcorder for that.
- Grocery shop on May 1, and double up on staple items.
- Go to a fruit stand, and get the first fresh watermelon of the year.
- Johnny S, come home and buy summat!
- If you can use two of a thing, buy two.
- Go here, and order a case of the paperback FairTax book to give to friends, family and co-workers. Or just a few. But order. On May 1
- On May 1, do your American Duty and BUY STUFF.
- Fill your gas tank.
That's the plan.
Part 2: On Cinco de Mayo (May 5) DO NOT indulge your taste for fajitas and margaritas at the local Mexican bistro.
This is a game two can play.