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Saturday, August 11, 2018

A congery of convivialities!

Not liking what someone says does not render it untrue.
It merely means that you do not like it.

It is significant that the historical creeds of the church make no mention of "The Rapture".

Here's yer conspiracy theory.
What is the Alex Jones ban
supposed to distract us from?

Who was forcing you
to listen to
Alex Jones,

Freedom of speech covers the palaver of John Birchers, Communists, Democrats, Republicans, even those who would advocate running around the pool, or yelling "FIRE!" at public gatherings.

(The latter two especially must then own the response to their advocacy.)


The use of "Conspiracy Theory" as a pejorative serves to shut down "the conversation". Deviate from The Narrative, and you will be gifted the redshirt of "conspiracy theorist".

Then you think
"Maybe Orwell should
not have written
some things.".

Two neologisms that twist my gut.

Anyone remember a '60s
sci-fi movie that referred to "lasser beams"
I think it was Italian.

My brain tonight
gives new meaning to

Limestone Co. officially
has black bears.
Mister Ranger's not going to like this....



Tuesday, July 24, 2018

A plethora of (self) plagiarism

Colossus blue screened me. Had to get an ASUS gaming computer, because graphics programs.
New computer boots up in 12 seconds. CorelDRAW opens in less than that.
I can also play a mean game of mahjong solitaire!

Don't tell ME I'm not a gamer!!


Just celebrated the Dread Dormomooo's and my 41st anniversary on the 23rd.


Limestone Co. officially
has black bears.
Mister Ranger's not going to like this....


Himself and Archie Waugh enjoying life in Chicago.

Went to a great Japanese/Thai place.
Celebrating a marvelous G-Fest! Go, go Godzilla!
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Because eternal verities are eternal...


The ORIGINAL Jonny Quest is being released on Blu-Ray.
I am NOT a Blu-Ray fanatic, but I WILL have this.

The cartoons are uncut, and will have the correct credits at the end.
You heathen monkeys.


Speaking of JQ, here is a link to a FREE online comic, that TOTALLY gets the original.

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Here is a pic of Archie, Noel, and himself at Maki, that restaurant....

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The tilt is because the earth could not stand the burden of
that much awesomeness on one spot.


Can't we leave politics out of our animu?
Just watch the pretty pictures, eat Pocky and drink Ramune?


Our latest kaiju shirt. Art by Kez Wilson. Noel did the print.
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You're welcome.


I had forgotten that the movie "Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla" was titled here in the states "Godzilla vs. the Bionic Monster" in 1977.
Universal threatened to sue over the use of "their" word "bionic. Cinema Shares, the distributor, changed it to "Godzilla vs. The Cosmic Monster".


Exposing screens to print shirts with. The vacuum blanket whines, the lights come on, and then...everything stops.
I figured I would have to open the panel and see if a fuse burnt out, or a wire came loose. I looked at the power cord, and it was plugged in. There was SOME light in the panel's neon pilot light.
The Dread Dormomoo came out, looked at the plug.
Pushed it in.
All better. "Did you unplug it, then plug it in again?" works.


Hard cases make
for bad policy.

Talking about a thing does not fix a thing. Talking endlessly about it, fixes it even   less.

Becoming wiggy...out-of-time. My sleep cycle is playing with my head like a kitten with a dead frog.


Later, kiddies!

Monday, April 02, 2018

The 5000 Musings of Doctor A


And THAT'S amusing. The microwave comes on when you open the door, now.


Did ANYBODY like Keiko O' Brien?


So, Patrick, it's OK to say that the US is a democracy, because through people's misuse of language, we can write it off to the evolution of language, despite the fact that the designers of our constitutional republic meant very exact and specific things in their use of their language? Is that what you're telling us here, Patrick?


I grew up in South Carolina.
"Why don't you go back?"
they asked.
"Chicken bog." I said.


Why exactly cannot selfie
                               people flip their photos
                                    taken in a mirror?


"King Kong vs. Godzilla" sure has some terrible bluescreen work.
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" levels of bad.
Yet, it is a really fun movie!


SF readers: Remember Lupoff's The Adventures of Professor Thintwhistle and His Incredible Aether Flyer? Proto-steampunk!


A spiritual screed for Christian-types:
There are a LOT of preachers, and a lot of voices out there, vying for your attention, and perhaps your eternal destiny. Despite the smiles, the positivity, and the promises, you will do well to examine, compare and contrast what they teach, over against what the Founder and His apostles taught. Do these teachers use buzzwords and terms foreign to Jesus, Paul, Peter, and the rest? Do they introduce "spiritual" concepts not found in Scripture? Do they challenge you to be more Christlike, loving, caring, or do they say you are fine just as you are? Is their focus on your growth, or the growth of your (and their?) bank accounts?
Jesus told His apostles-in-training regarding preaching the Good News "Freely you have received, freely give.". They were free to receive food and care from those who appreciated their service, but they were not to ask for it.
How much time does your TV Preacher of Choice spend talking about money, especially, extracting money from the Faithful? Compare that to Jesus and His apostles. A word to the wise.

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After 40 years,
I finally watched
"Capricorn One".


I foresee a revolution
fought with
fondue forks.


The Chakra Orgone Pyramids
are almost sold out!!!

(My reaction to an internet advert.)


The last Children's
Crusade did not go well.
Just sayin'.

(My reaction to David Hogg and Company.)


Got home the other morning around 4AM,
opened a can of chilled consomme,
ate it with lemon juice and Worcestershire. Yum!


Isn't "The Shape of Water"
just a
"Jabberjaw" reboot?


Amuses me that no one
talks about
The Weapon Shops of Isher  by A.E. van Vogt


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Justin Trudeau looks like
he should host a remake
of "Blues Clues".


She has a tongue
would clip a hedge.


You have a heart
as cold
as a wet Christmas.


Anyone else recall how clueless you really were
at age sixteen?


Feelin' the need to march
and beg that my rights be taken away.
Seems to be in vogue.


I can find no example
of Paul refusing to make a tent
because the customer worshipped Zeus.


Things I've learned from X-Files season 11.
Avoid the Internet of Things.


Thursday, February 15, 2018

This is making America great? A revisiting.

I was asked years back
"Aardvark, do you think people's behavior has turned for the worse over the years?"
Now, THAT'S a question. As this is my blog, and my opinion reigns supreme:


But a yes with caveats.

"Yes", because there are more people to behave badly, and more to interact synergistically, badly.

"Yes", because people have longer lives, and can get really good at being bad.

Violinist: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
NY Cabbie: Practice.

"Yes", because people have cut themselves from moral and spiritual moorings, and by that, self-control, through a cultural rejection of Biblical teaching. Like it or not, the strength of the West has lain in its Biblical Consensus. America has not been a "Christian Nation" (darn hard to baptise a landmass). I could argue that the concept is not tenable, but the fact remains that what governed The West was an overall "Christian" mindset, with Biblical underpinnings in intellectual thought, common law and jurisprudence, and man-on-the-street morality. Francis Schaeffer and others have documented this ably, and I recommend Schaeffer as a start.

"Yes", because we abandon our children to be cared for and taught in government-run schools, a government that WE have allowed to become the poster child for the wholesale rejection of what made America what it was. I was born in the Fifties. It was a time when rifle manufacturers advertised in the Boy Scouts' "Boys Life" magazine, and kids took part in marksmanship contests at school. GUNS! at SCHOOL!! Yet there were no "mass shootings" in, oh, 1963. Now, 50 years later, I find myself...well-armed, and have had at least three instances in my life that could have been adequately answered with ballistics, yet I shot no-one. I had self-control. I had been taught "thou shalt not do murder". Because our culture has rejected wholesale what made it great and good, now we have school shootings, many schools with armed security, and we have a congregation that carries for protection, because churches are also a target. Policy-types quake at the prospect of the kiddies having their eyes and thoughts sullied by lessons about the Ten Commandments, a historical compendium of basic get-along-ism. "Because Religion". The biblical consensus that kept us safe and for the most part civil has been deleted because people also cannot read the Constitution; because Thou shalt not kill is such terrible teaching.

"Yes", because public behavior has coarsened, with...unpleasant results. Road rage was not a phenomenon when I was a kid. Public discourse has degenerated to who can out-F-bomb the other. (Yes, I have a problem with public vulgarity. Jesus making a godly assessment of the Jewish leaders' character as being "sons of snakes" is NOT equivalent to my calling someone an "S.O.B.").

"Yes", because the church has become a Voters Auxiliary. Our proper mission is making disciples (teaching folks how to live, and then SHOWING them how to do it. Jesus walked, talked, camped out, preached and taught with His disciples for three years. We drag 'em to a crusade, "get 'em saved", and ensconce them on a pew. NEXT!), NOT marching on Washington, or Montgomery. Can and should a Christian vote as an individual? Likely so, but the church's purview is not to be a Voting Bloc.

So, in a word, yes.

"Make America Great Again"? Maybe, but first America will have to be good again, as de Tocqueville famously did not say.

Friday, January 05, 2018

Nuevo Nattering

Customary comestibles consumed.
Black-eyed peas, turnip greens, fried chicken.
Now to repent of sympathetic magic.


In this New Year,
I shall rabble-rouse until
Congress investigates Clinton/Brungarian collusion.

Air Fryers.
Are they REALLY good,
or is this hype?


How much bandwidth
is wasted by people
not turning off gifs?


Why are adverts becoming more infantile?
"Dilly Dilly"
Next we'll talk using with li'l icons.


Jim Goolsby wrote:
"Parker Posey is Dr. Smith in the Netflix reboot of "Lost in Space"...somewhere in Alabama they are scraping Weatherly Hardy's brains off a print shop wall..."

My response:
" I thought this was old news.
Makes me no never mind. I have zero expectations.
Too many reboots. So little satisfaction."

Why are there so many Japanese toys of the SR-71 in the mid-Sixties,
when no one was supposed to know about it?
They even did a model kit which had the drone that launched from the SR-71, that NO-ONE was supposed to know about!

Fuzzy Mothra!
Want to hug!!


Had I known that
Trunk Monkey was a thing,
I might have asked
Santa for one.


I neglected to ask Santa for what I REALLY want.
To be Hugo Drax.

"James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."

"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him. "

"Even in death, my munificence is boundless. When this rocket lifts off, I shall be leaving you in your own private crematorium."


Blessings to you all!

Sunday, December 24, 2017

A Homily of Humility

As the newsbeasts wrangle over what-is-and-is-not-fake, BitCoin defies gravity and loses, and partisan politics takes all the fun out of Parties, allow me a small homily. A homilette?
Perhaps I will not wind up with egg on my face.

It has been a rough year, a tough year, a busy year of third shifting, and me without a 'Vette.

It has been a year of paucity of praise for the One with Whom we have to do. It is always better - or easier - to complain, or riot, or throw stones. We can always lose ourselves in playing THIS or binge-watching THAT, and forget what is troubling us, and forget that we are troubled by going our own way, taking our cues from Sinatra.

Mostly, we are wanted to forget that One with whom we have to do, Who did not come to us in a red suit, but came in no suit, very God made man, stripped of His splendour, born of the shunned virgin in a feedlot for sheep, a palace redolent of manure, the God-man sharing the squalor of a sin-spoiled world. An omnipotent baby, born to die.

We are in the season where it is easier to speak of Him, for how inoffensive is a baby in Bethlehem? Offensive enough to earn the murderous wrath of the king, and offensive enough to be tempted to throw His identity away for earthly fame and glory. This baby was to grow into a threat against the whole order of things on our silent planet.

So we celebrate the birth of a baby, who is born to die.
For you.
For me.

Therein is the offense. A sweet baby is permissible; a mangled, bleeding, crucified Son of God is not.
Let us therefore celebrate the birth of Jesus, as is your wont. Just be prepared to screw your courage to the sticking place, for Easter comes soon, and we must share the offense of the Cross with as much gusto as we share Silent Night, and Adeste Fidelis.

A blessed, merry Christmas to you all, with love from your humble...

The Aardvark

Thursday, November 16, 2017

A tirade of twaddle

The accusers sound scripted. The method of trotting them out in series appears scripted. And THEN...Gloria Allred....

This has "October Surprise" spray-painted all over it.. McConnell's antipathy toward Moore (which predates these accusations) is telling.

Also, the timing is really off. The PERFECT time for this would have been during his Ten Commandments statue era. "Mr, High-and-Mighty Christian Guy" shown to be a hypocritical lecher. Now, it comes across (to one who has breathed politics for decades - with no filter!) a wall thrown up to keep him out of the He-man Wimmen-Haters Club. This tactic parallels what was done to Pres. Trump. Moore is an ideological outsider who would not kowtow to the whims of McConnell and his ilk. The verdict of my personal court of public opinion is: this is the Senate Republican power base playing Democrat political schemes. The timing is enough to raise the red flags.

Thus saith the guy from Alabama.


Sometimes life demands a cream cheese and green olive sandwich on buttered toast.
Butter side out.


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The people who believe they are REALLY a kitty or a puppy or a tiger should be turned in to Animal Control. Can't have stray critters running around....


"The Great Gatsby" is filled
with terrible people being terrible.
It is "Seinfeld"
without the dubious comedy.


The balance of the Universe
is off when the hotel coffee
is better than the
area restaurants' coffee.


Clearly the zenith
of Western civilisation
is the tactical spork.

This is spiritual in nature, and may result in contact dermatitis if mishandled.
There is a phony dichotomy out there between "praying" and "doing". This betrays a misunderstanding of prayer. It is not either/or. Someone said "You can do more than pray, but you cannot do more than pray until you have prayed." Prayer can provide a channel for thought and wisdom to see what must be done, and in the most useful way. It is contacting the Creator and asking for aid. Obviously, if someone is on fire, you put them out...you don't pray for a thunderstorm. This is reductio ad absurdum, and is an unworthy argument. The spiritual life is both/and; praying to see the opportunities, and then DOING what needs done.
Jesus said "Give when asked." That is pretty clear, especially in its context of the covenant community. Paul said to Christians "Do good to all, especially those of the household of faith".
Do...give...these are clear and require little prayerful prep time.
If someone is using "I'm prayin'!" as a social band-aid, a nice caring cliche, well, that's on them.
It's not how the system is designed.



"Inchoate" has crept back into my working vocabulary. How very Lovecraft of me.


Few fannish things seem more desperate than the "Trek the Halls" shirts.


I am reminded of the more "spiritual" folks who would refer to a "pot bless", because "pot luck" is superstitious. Selah