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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy Independence Day!

A happy one indeed, for me, because...

I learned from
RICHARD K. LLOYD that....that...

I WON THE U.K. NATIONAL LOTTERY!
(they even sent me two emails about it, so I know it's true!)

O frabjous day! Calloo, callay, I chortle in my joy!!

So, rejoice with me, dear friends, and sometime readers, for I, your humble Aardvark, will now be Truly Independent. I can devote my full time to enlightening and entertaining you with my madcap antics.

And yes, I DID in fact fall off the turnip truck yesterday.




2 comments:

David of One said...

Trying to read stuff about turnips in .25 font at this time of night is ... is ... oh heck ... congrats ...

The Aardvark said...

David, I knew you'd be up to the challenge.
Sorry, but I HAVE to tweak the whole internet scam-o-verse as often as possible. Beside the National Lottery, I am bombarded at least once daily with generous offers of largesse if I just allow this-or-that Nigerian access to my bank account to rescue The Family Fortune from the obdurate incumbents.