Happy Independence Day!
A happy one indeed, for me, because...
I learned from RICHARD K. LLOYD that....that...
I WON THE U.K. NATIONAL LOTTERY!
(they even sent me two emails about it, so I know it's true!)
O frabjous day! Calloo, callay, I chortle in my joy!!
So, rejoice with me, dear friends, and sometime readers, for I, your humble Aardvark, will now be Truly Independent. I can devote my full time to enlightening and entertaining you with my madcap antics.
And yes, I DID in fact fall off the turnip truck yesterday.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
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Trying to read stuff about turnips in .25 font at this time of night is ... is ... oh heck ... congrats ...
David, I knew you'd be up to the challenge.
Sorry, but I HAVE to tweak the whole internet scam-o-verse as often as possible. Beside the National Lottery, I am bombarded at least once daily with generous offers of largesse if I just allow this-or-that Nigerian access to my bank account to rescue The Family Fortune from the obdurate incumbents.
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