...Then there are those church marquees.
You know, the signboards used to teach the heathen who refuse to enter the Hallowed Doorway.

There is a popular Clever Thing making the rounds of our area.

"Forbidden Fruit
Creates
Many Jams"

Was Confucius ever so profound?

It is sad that God's Word is not meaningful enough to be proclaimed on the signs.
Perish forbid that we should waste content from the Sanctuary on the hoi polloi in the highways and hedges. What really boils my bottom is that Time is spent digging these nuggets up.

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