My son Mr. McLeod is offering his poetry book, "Bilge Pump of a Turgid Mind" on Kindle, free, for nuttin, which can be read on your PC or Smartphone if you don't have a Kindle.
It's free, and it's good.
And then buy my fictitious books: "DEAD TREE VERSION and CURRENTLY UNTITLED. They're good and good for you. Or bad but in a good way."
They are also so round, so firm, so fully packed.