|My buddy Wil Wood's "Death Star Reflections". Buy it.|
We get it.
May fourth is Star Wars Day.
It debuted in May in 1977. May 25th. How stupid is this? Coming soon: Christmas on June 14th.
It was a decent sci-fi movie, 'til Lucas decided to jigger with it later.
It did not change the world. People who claim "The Force" or Jedi" as their religion are idiots. The Church of the Subgenius has more credibility.
Sir Alec Guinness hated it, and he had the best part.
"Dave Prowse IS Darth Vader" is how he signs autographs. No...Dave Prowse was a guy in a costume. James Earl Jones IS Darth Vader.
If I cared.
The Dread Dormomoo, our friends and I cosplayed StarWars characters when we went to the movie in college. Trust me...we were cosplayers before cosplaying was cool. If it even is now. I was Obi-Wan. I do a Great Alec Guinness impression.
George Lucas: There are no do-overs. Stop it. South Park is right. You are wrong. Deal.
We now return you to the YouTube film festival.