The discomfort of group sex.
(or) The Flu

I am currently involved in my own private orgy.
And I won't have to walk the aisle on Sunday!

The Evil Bug is currently using my body as its breeding grounds. Nasty viri stickin' their DNA where it doesn't belong. My own cells bursting with viral spawn.

The flu is not as fun as it appears.

Thus, I may not be as present as I have been. Here, here, and here reside descriptions of my last bout, Wherein I Throw a Tantrum, and Learn that Pretty Lady Loves the Aardvark Truly and Well, Despite His Ill-Behavior, and offers the Best of Agape. Please read in order, and include the comments.

Meanwhile I shall putter, and cough, and rail that i have things to do.And while my characterization of the current bout may not be quite biologically accurate, well...
It'll sure add interest to the Google hits!