Deadeye Dick's True Crime.
People, not even Matt Drudge has this one.
I hear from reliable sources, to whom I have promised anonymity, that the REAL crime that VP Cheney committed is so heinous that The White House is covering it up at all costs.
I may not be here long after revealing this...may have to join Fred in Mexico.
It seems that before Dick Cheney brutally shot his friend Harry Whittington with birdshot in the heart...
Cheney made him wear panties on his head.