Lest anyone think that my accession to the role of 'Varky King of Crime was a pose, understand that yesterday I discovered my true favorite Bond film. It used to be You Only Live Twice, but now...
Casino Royale. The original.
I could be a heel for Vince McMahon, I could!
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Also, as regards my incipient kingpin status, our convention tables shall be bereft of My Little Pony-Friendship Is Magic- related shirts. The Ponies are going to the glue factory. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also, the Dark Side has no cookies. It is a lie.
