...Or restaurants. Our favorite Japanese place is going out of business. I weep.
I think that I am weary of being a do-gooder. I am inspired by the concept of United Crime.
Consequently, I must give myself over to nefarious do-baddery. No, really. The thought of causing mayhem and egregious time-wasting fills me with 'Varky glee! Besides, I look GREAT in a diabolical domino mask. But what to do...what to do...?
Excellent sinister ideas fill me! I am on the verge of a capricious coup. I shall...
I SHALL DO A BLOGCAST!!
Yes, kiddies, I am signed onto BlogRadio, my Real Blogcaster's Microphone is here, I must set up Skype on my 'Varktop logic, and likely Monday will be my premiere episode. Stay tuned for the 'Vark-time, and my 'Vark-channel.
Of course, the image above is from the Batman movie (1966), the only true Batman film. Svengoolie is showing the movie tonight, cut for time. Poor Milton Frome was excised from the piece. Frank Gorshin looked stylish in his Riddler suit! Everyone was in it. Even Jack LaLanne was in it!
Lee Meriwether, bless her, is a lovely thing (my father escorted her at one time during her Miss America stint), but she is just not Julie Newmar....
Burgess Meredith is always a hoot, Cesar Romero's Joker with almost-covered moustache, and Gorshin's obsessive Riddling are all true to form.
The best bit is Batman trying to get rid of a big black sparking bomb while avoiding injuring civilians.
<iframe src="http://www.snotr.com/embed/8155" width="350" height="330" frameborder="0"></iframe> The REAL best bit...when Batman is rehydrating the United World delegatesafter separating their particles when an oaf accidentally bumbled and mixed them, and their minds are mixed, the German delegate begins shouting "Shalom! Shalom!". G'night everybody!