Rep. Anthony Weiner (D) will resign from Congress at the behest of Pres. O'bama, Nancy Pelosi, and many other Democratic worthies.
The day of his leave-taking should from henceforth be called "National Weiner Day".
The grilling of Oscar Meyers and Hebrew Nationals shall be de rigueur.
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4 comments:
If Weiner had somehow managed to make it to the White House, would his Secret Service code word have been "Chili Dog"?
HY-larious!
I only wish it was hilarious. I just found out that he gets a million dollar pension, thanks to a rule which says former members of Congress . . . even those convicted of felonies . . . may still receive their pensions.
What a sweet deal! Makes me almost wish I'd run for public office.
Well, Michael, show a little pity, here. He's gonna need that money, since apparently the only job he was fit for was Congressman. He seems to have few other marketable skills. Maybe CNN will hire him as a temp replacement for Spitzer. He doesn't have the charisma to do infomercials.
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