The Aardvark is thankful for a number of things which he shall enumerate in part:
- Thankful that the Dread Dormomoo does not say "mani-pedi".
- Thankful that his family remains remarkably intact for the era.
- Thankful that he is not allergic to turkey.
- Thankful that people like our work.
- Thankful to live in a loving community of faith.
- Thankful for Breathe-Right strips.
- Thankful for all his many reader.
- Thankful for the Nation, tho' the Ship of State appears to founder.
- Thankful for a place for /b/tards to go.
- Thankful for Vox and the Ilk.
- Thankful to not have giblet gravy.
- Thankful having infinitives to split.
- Thankful for the IntarWebs.
- Thankful that few have used the term "Turkey Day" in his presence.
- Thankful for you
Have a blessed Thanksgiving
5 comments:
Thankful for all his many reader.
LOL! I know the feeling.
I hate the term "Turkey Day."
Talk about taking a great idea and making it retarded.
Yes, RETARDED, PC crowd.
I totally dig on calling it Turkey Day. Then I spend the week focusing on the things I am Thankful for in this life...
By the way, this is not a religious Holiday. It is a government mandated day of "Showing Thanks." However, I don't know of any government mandate to be thankful to the Lord of Hosts.
Turkey.
TURKEY!!!
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