Raise the Threat Level!

SOON, we may need a FENCE AGAINST THE NORTH!

Canadians have drawn the short straw on the world's latitude lottery: From October to March, sunlight is too feeble for vitamin D production. During this time, our bodies draw down stores built by summer sunshine, and whatever is acquired from supplements or diet...Consequently, by mid-winter most Canadians have depleted vitamin D status. "We're all a bit abnormal in terms of our vitamin D," said Dr. Vieth, who has tested scores of Canadians, something done with a simple blood test. --MARTIN MITTELSTAEDT From Saturday's Globe and Mail

The Canadian Horde will soon be on the move. Doubtless the 'Net will be rife with pictures of kittens in the sand, saying:

"I'm on ur BEACHES,
stealin' ur SUNSHINE.
Eh?"

FEAR THE HORDE!